6 reasons not to mess with kids (thanks Anne)

6 REASONS NOT TO MESS WITH CHILDREN

A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said that it was impossible for a whale to swallow a human because although they are large creatures, their thoats are very small.

Then the little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it's physically impossible.

The little girl said, "When I get to Heaven I'll ask Jonah."

The teacher asked, "What if Jonah went to Hades' Hideaway?"

The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."

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A kindergarten class was busy drawing pictures, when the teacher noticed that one little girl was working very diligently on her drawing.

The teacher asked the little girl what she was drawing, to which she replied, "I'm drawing God."

The teacher said, "But no one knows what God looks like."

Without missing a beat, the little girl said, "They will in a minute."

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A Sunday school teacher was discussing the 10 Commandments with her five and six-year-olds. After explaining the commandment about honoring thy mother and father, she asked if there was a commandment that taught you how to treat your brothers and sisters.

One little boy said, "Thou shalt not kill."

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One class had just had their picture taken, and the teacher was trying to convince them all to buy a copy of the group picture. She said, "Think how nice it'll be when you're all grown up and you can look back and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer' or 'There's Michael, he's a doctor'.

One small voice in the back of the room added, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

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A teacher was explaining blood circulation to her class one day. She said, "If I were to stand on my head, all the blood would rush to my head. But when I stand upright, the blood doesn't rush to my feet. Why is that?"

One boy replied, "Because your feet aren't empty."

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A Catholic school set out some apples in the cafeteria during lunch time. They wanted to make sure the kids didn't take more than their share, so one of the teachers put a sign next to the apples that said "Take only one. God is watching the apples." There was a plate of cookies further down on the table, and one of the students put a sign next to the cookies that said "Take as many as you want. God watches the apples."


^^ Anne shared that with us on SAYS and it was just tooo funny! I just had to post it here! Its just hilarious!